Caffeine, glorious caffeine:
____'s cheerful disposition is brought to you today by a strong cup of coffee.
Grammar:
____ thinks if you still don't know the difference between your and you're, well then your just dumb!
An oldie, but a goodie:
____ Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
On stuff that isn't fun:
____ has had fun before. This isn't it.
Cleaning sucks:
____ thinks that a clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Sarcasm:
____ Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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