____"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it." —H. L. Mencken
____"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand."—Kurt Vonnegut
____ "You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."- Pearl Williams.
____ "The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.”– George Washington
