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____ says remember: some days you are the pigeon, some days you are the statue.
____ scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.
____ thinks my inner voice is giving me the silent treatment.
____ is thinking that Facebook is where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you...
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