____ is wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.
____ is elegant, yet approachable; peppery with a cherry aroma and hints of chocolate, rounded out by a great balance of oak & tannins.
____ The leaves and my serotonin levels are falling.
____ thinks that makeup can make you prettier on the outside, but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the makeup.
____ thinks that this turn of events has filled me with a profound sense of indifference.
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