____ is good at many things, none of which generate any income.
____ could have sworn I mentioned my propensity to violent, psychotic alcoholic blackouts when I introduced myself.
____ My psychologist says that my interest in the internet over real experiences is very much rooted in my lifelong battle with laziness.
____ Unfortunately the Cialis isn't “working like a charm.”
On a side note: Good Luck with all of that.
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