Wednesday, November 25, 2009

George Carlin quotes to use for your Facebook status update:

____ "Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another."
____ "Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that."
____ "Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."
____ "Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."

Thanks George!