Thursday, November 19, 2009

Facebook status updates about the WEEKEND:

____ ☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:.☆
____ thinks that there is nothing worse than a weekend with a weak end.
____ Every Friday I beat my own personal best for time elapsed between updating my Facebook status, leaving my desk at work and cracking open my first beer.
____ Here's to another Friday evening of false optimism about the weekend.
____ wants to get dressed up and messed up this weekend.
____ Shopping list for the weekend: 1. Beer (source: FUNNY ON FACEBOOK)
____ thinks Thursday is the new Friday.
____ M̸o̸n̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸u̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ W̸e̸d̸n̸e̸s̸d̸a̸y̸ T̸h̸u̸r̸s̸d̸a̸y̸/ FRIDAY!
____ I refuse to thank God for Fridays until he does something to ensure I no longer have to work on them.
____ says here's to a weekend of malice aforethought.
____ would like to thank his liver in advance for all the support this weekend. I couldn't do it without you, old friend.
____ "Better days are just around the corner. They're called Saturday and Sunday." - Frank Vizarre

FYI: I post a new status update on my FACEBOOK FAN PAGE each day!