Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Happy King Tut Tomb Discovery Day (in 1922, not this year, idiot).

____ is impressed that you can fake an orgasm even better than I can fake concern over whether or not you actually have an orgasm.
____ thinks this has been great, but I think I'll just go back to doing whatever I want all the time.
____ was going to do something today, but I haven't finished doing nothing from yesterday.
____ is boycotting shampoo and demanding real poo!