Sunday, November 8, 2009

I know you have a choice when you steal status updates...thank you for choosing My Status Is Baddest. You will be rewarded:

____ How about never? Is never good for you?
____ is sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
____ thinks that my family will only have a game night when there is a game involving judging others and their beliefs.
____ thinks my life is like a roller coaster, and I'm about to throw up.
____ wants less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
____ is going to my happy place.
____ isn't trying to get healthier this year. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.