____ is starting to think that Santa just isn't that into me.
____ tries to be unusually kind and compassionate to those around me during the Holidays, because I never know who will end up being my Secret Santa.
____ the only Christmas spirit you'll see from me this year is a bottle of rum under your tree.
____ I've been bad a few times this year, but it was worth it...you judgmental fat bastard!
____ "Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." - Victor Borge
____"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day." -Phyllis Diller.