Sunday, November 1, 2009

The best Facebook status updates I could find today:

____ misses getting embarrassingly drunk with you, blacking out and ending the evening making a variety of bad choices.
Random thought about Bananas:
____feels stupid when i write the word banana. Its like how many na's are on this thing?  Cause I'm like, Bana … keep going. Bananana … damn.
Life changes:
____ is out making some changes in his/her life...leave a message and I'll get back to you. if I don't return your message you're one of the changes.
Random Tongue twister:
____ is Fix, Miss Mix ! Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.
Reminders are important:
Note to self: Make notes to self.