____ thinks this would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.
____ wants you to stop being so sexist. Broads hate that.
____ did you ever notice that when you put "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs"?
____ isn't bossy, I just know what everyone should be doing.
____ thinks that if that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive better.
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