____ did like your status update. Now, 25 notifications later, I'm hating me for liking your status.
____ would like to think of it as more like a sobriety problem...
____ isn't "stalking" you, I'm simply following your live-action Twitter feed from a ladder outside your window.
____ Dear Pringles, Now that I am no longer a child, I can no longer fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness. Work on that.
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