TGI...wait, it's only Thursday? Son of a bitch. Unique status updates to brighten your dim, dim day.

____Dyslexics are teople poo.
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____ says that just because nobody understands you, it doesn’t make you an artist.
____ officially stopped giving a $hit about 4 minutes ago.