____ says "Happy Birthday" to a sports fan who may just be realizing he's now older than his favorite athletes.
____ says "Happy Birthday" to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
____ thanks you for saying I could take the day off work for my birthday, but it would mean even more if you were my boss or if we worked at the same company.
____ thinks birthdays are like horrible men. You've had too many.
____ How old am I? Well I was on the R&D team that developed the formula for dirt. (Michael Marlow)
