____ is glad that you haven't let something like a nice day stop you from being such a B!tch.
____ is experiencing life at a rate of several wtf's a minute
____ is thinking that I'm like flypaper for freaks.
____ isn't sure what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
____ the check engine light in my car finally turned off, which can only mean one thing. That, too, is now broken.
____ If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.