Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Drinking Facebook Status Updates - just in time for your holiday parties!

____ dotn dirnk and udpate Fistbook statass.
____ You can keep Jack Frost...I'll take Jack Daniels.
____ Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.
____ wants to thank my friends for getting me so drunk that I had to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off of my front yard.
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