____As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to eat your children, pets, and elderly. To turn this option off, go to Settings, then Privacy, then Employee Meals. Click the top button to not feed the employees of Facebook anything, or Google will send your address to them so they can find your house. (thanks, Josh@killspeidi.blogspot.com!)
____ Facebook is like crack to me. It is ruining my life. This is a cry for help!
____ is concerned about the amount of things you are a “fan” of on Facebook.
____ is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
____ Whenever you feel lost and lonely, just remember that I'm probably close by stalking you on Facebook.
____ thinks you're so vain, you probably think this Facebook status is about you.
____ is sorry harvesting crops in Farmville requires more energy and committment than I'm able to muster.
____ Facebook: A place where all your past mistakes will eventually try to befriend you.
____ likes Facebook because I can say whatever I want about anyone as long as it's carefully worded so you can't tell that I'm talking about you, Rebecca.
____ Facebook: It's like a party, but you don't have to wait your turn to speak.