Sunday, December 20, 2009

Facebook Status updates about GIFT-GIVING this holiday season.

____ Just to be clear: our agreement to not buy each other gifts this year only applies to my gift for you.
____ But Santa Claus, you oppress the proletariat, use diminutive creatures as slaves, and are increasing the national debt...
____ wonders that if Christmas, Father's Day and birthdays did not exist, then aftershave too, would not exist.
____ I am buying my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying "toys not included".

...more holiday status updates HERE, HERE and HERE!