Sunday, December 27, 2009

FAMILY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES, because it's the holidays and you're all so sick of each other you could vomit...

____ thinks there is an idiot in every family. If you don't know who it is in's you.
____ is surviving this massive amount of "family time" by pretending they are mental patients and I'm their case manager.
____ is certain that no one will ever be as entertained with us as us.
____ my family members are just slightly more destructive than me...and that's why I dig them.