Tuesday, December 29, 2009

George Costanza (Seinfeld) quotes to use as your Facebook status update...

George Costanza quotes:
-"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
-"You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!"
-"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
-"Yeah, I’m a great quitter: it’s one of the few things I do well… I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up"

...and, a bonus Jerry Seinfeld quote: "Men don't care about what's on TV. They only care about what ELSE is on TV."