Sunday, December 13, 2009

Excited to be back at work today? Some work-related Facebook status updates to help you get in the spirit...

____ thinks this isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
____ is wondering if anyone is missing any knives? I found them in my back at work this morning.
____ is wondering if I can trade this job for what's behind door #1?
____ thinks your work performance suggests that's a clip-on tie...
____ thinks this workday has sucked with more torque than a Dyson vacuum.