____ Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
____ Is it possible to unfriend somebody to death?
____ may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to take it back.
____ Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
____ You make me wish I had more middle fingers.
____ Not all of us have the time to fulfill our life's ambition of being completely ridiculous.
____ Your clever comeback would be more effective if it contained actual words instead of nonsensical sounds.
