Friday, December 18, 2009

More. Chuck. Norris. Quotes.

-Google "Where is Chuck Norris" and click "I'm feeling lucky." You're welcome.
-Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
-Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
-Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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