____ "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"
____ "Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah."
____ "Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so."
____ "Yes it is, it's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out, what did I say, nipple? Huh, there is a nip in the air."
____ "What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?"
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