Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Simply bizarre Facebook Status updates...

____ It simply amazes me just how versatile a placenta can be.
____ Most of that swine flu vaccine that Goldman Sachs got was actually human pee, but I cant tell you how or why I know that.
____ thinks the last place she'd like to be beamed is "Up Scotty."
____ says thanks for all the butter.
____ is smiling because the voices in her head are whispering...and it tickles.