This, my friends, is my last batch of drinking status updates for awhile. If you've used all of mine and need more, you've got bigger problems, but that's neither here nor there.

____ would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
____ Vodka does for me what spinach does for Popeye.
____ well, it's day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan B colada.
____ is in the mood for something with a Hennessy floater.
____ hopes my binge drinking is as inspirational to you as yours is to me.

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