Friday, December 25, 2009

This, my friends, is my last batch of drinking status updates for awhile. If you've used all of mine and need more, you've got bigger problems, but that's neither here nor there.

____ would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
____ Vodka does for me what spinach does for Popeye.
____ well, it's day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan B colada.
____ is in the mood for something with a Hennessy floater.
____ hopes my binge drinking is as inspirational to you as yours is to me.

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