____ Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.____ If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
____ A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
____ Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
____ Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
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