Tuesday, December 8, 2009

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Some of my Chuck Norris faves to use on Facebook.

____ Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
____ If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till."
____ A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.
____ Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
____ Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

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