Friday, December 25, 2009

Witty, Funny and Unique Facebook Status updates...actually, it's just a bunch of random ones I don't feel like categorizing.

____ hates people that take drugs… customs for example.
____ is working on a witty comeback...
____ likes being vague, because it’s almost as fun as doing this other thing.
____ catching popcorn in my mouth isn't the only trick up my sleeve.
____ thinks the art of conversation is, like, kinda dead and stuff.
____ is sick, so I'm chugging NyQuil until sugar plums really are dancing in my head.
____ thinks its funnier now that i get it.
____ thinks medicine is the best medicine.