Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Woe is Me! Status updates about bad things happening to you. Yes, you.

____ is starting to think I'm one of those bad things that happens to good people.
____ used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
____'s only professional ambition is to get a desk where no one can see my computer monitor other than me.
____ Head. Wall. Repeat.