____"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me," Fred Allen
____ "The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heaving breathing again," Erma Bombeck
____ "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball
____ "I am not young enough to know everything." Oscar Wilde(1854-1900)
____ "Half of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at." Solomon Short
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