You, my friend, are a proper smart-ass. Let's alert the Facebook Community of such...

____ thinks that any minute now I'll jump in with some pointless observations.
____ Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
____ Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.
____ Having to accept your mothers friend on Facebook is going to thoroughly mess with my ability to honestly express what's on my mind.