____ is penciling you in for an irish jig this weekend. Let me know if you'll be able to attend.
____ thinks that Brunch makes Sunday morning binge drinking feel so civilized.
____ is certain that it doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
____ You're invited to my house for a dinner party as long as you bring the dinner.
____ only drinks screwdrivers so I don't get scurvy.
____ thinks that beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Quotes about drinking:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they are going to feel all day." (Frank Sinatra)
"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." (George Burns)
"Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat." (Alex Levine)