____ would like to thank my boss for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
____ is having more trouble appeasing my superiors than usual.
____ thinks its not drinking on the job if you weren't planning on doing any actual work.
____ can't wait to find new and interesting ways to hate my job in 2010.
____ thinks that apathy in the workplace is skyrocketing, and nobody really seems to give a crap.
____ is thinking that it's a shame my boss can tell the difference between how a beer can and soda can are opened.
____ At least the slaves building Pharoah's tomb could comfort themselves with the thought of their boss' imminent death.
____ would rather go down a slide of razor blades into a pool of lemon juice than go back to work today.
____ finds it funny that after Monday(M)and Tuesday(T),the rest of the week says WTF...
____ was looking forward to coming back to work until I got back to work.