____ wants you to know that every time you make a "your mom" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars.
____ still doesn't understand what the hell I’m supposed to do with the white crayon…
____ Here's to new 2010 edition of me. Another year older, questionably wiser & factually unemployed.
____ can finally appreciate the hard work of running a farm now that I play FarmVille on Facebook.
____ longs to live the full and rich romantic life of the people in perfume commercials.