~"People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily." - Zig Ziglar
~"If at first you don't succeed, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no sense in being a damned fool about it." - W.C. Fields
~"If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer." - Jim Carrey
~"Woah! Carlton, whats that growing out of your neck? Its so ugly and weird! Oh wait, it's just your head." - Will Smith, on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
~“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.” - Woody Allen
~“The rate at which a person can mature is directly proportional to the embarrassment he can tolerate.” - Douglas Engelbart
~"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright
~"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" - Homer Simpson
