Thursday, January 7, 2010

Jason Love one-liners to use as your Facebook status update.

____ Avocados cost so much I eat the skin, too.
____ thinks it's always interesting to see what receipts are in your pocket the morning after margaritas.
____ Everyone has said, "It tastes like crap," but only a select few really know what they are talking about.
____ would lift weights, but they're so damn heavy.