____ will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
____ is on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
____ while it might look like I’m doing nothing, at the cellular level I’m really quite busy.
____ wonders how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
____ doesn't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch!
____ thinks that if you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
____ if you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
____ Why was the spork necessary? Discuss.
