Sunday, January 17, 2010

Need something witty to use as your status update? How about a few "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey:

~"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
~"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
~"I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the Best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."
~"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward."
~"The face of a child can say it all. Especially the mouth part of the face."