Thursday, January 14, 2010

Oh, you'd like some more smart-ass Facebook status updates, would you? Is that right? Um, ok...

____ has started drinking coffee for the free wi-fi.
____ wonders if that's snow outside or if Amy Winehouse just sneezed...
____ is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
____ There are two rules for success: 1. Don't tell all you know.
____ thinks it's as though these professional football players don't appreciate that I've wagered money on their performances.
____ is a very good bad example.
____ isn't sure what's wrong, but it's probably your fault.
____ thinks that if drinking a bottle of wine after a workout is wrong, then I don't wanna be right.
____ procrastinates so I'll always have something to do.