Friday, January 15, 2010

Some MORE sarcastic quotes to use as your Facebook Status update...

~"I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?" - Jean Cocteau
~"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." -  John Cleese
~"Everyone who ever walked barefoot into his child's room late at night hates Legos." - Tony Kornheiser
~"Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most." - Joseph Wood Krutch
~“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.” - Henry Ford
~“First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure.” - Mark Twain
~“I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.” - Bill Hicks