Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Take me drunk, I'm home. More funny Facebook status updates about drinking/being drunk.
____ thinks that there's nothing for a case of nerves like a case of beer.
____ wants my friends and I to look so drunkenly absurd at Mardi Gras that tourists think we're a parade.
____ thinks we should take a break from work and go to a bar where we will find it impossible to talk about anything but work.
____ Who is drinking wine out of a box? SOMEONE CLASSY, that's who!
____ wants you to know that I don't really *want* to go drinking tonight, but I almost have perfect attendance at the bars this week and I can't mess that up.
____ thinks that anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn't drinking enough of it.
...and a bonus quote about drinking and love, just in time for Valentine's Day...“But the greatest love–the love above all loves, even greater than that of a mother… is the tender, passionate, undying love, of one beer drunken slob for another.” - Irish love ballad