Facebook status update about IMMATURITY:
____La la la la..I can't hear you! La la la la...
Battling wits, and winning:
____ "You're crazy" = the last resort of an inferior opponent.
Facebook Status update for a BIRTHDAY:
____ remembers when you weren't so disturbingly old.
Random observation about GAMBLING:
____ thinks it seems like if you're good at gambling, you're a professional. If you're bad at it, it's an addiction.
Facebook status update about DRINKING/NEEDING A DRINK:
____ has two words for you: Margarita Thursday.
Facebook status update on MONEY/BEING BROKE:
____ thinks that when the world gives you lemons, you should complain how due to the recession you can't afford a juicer to make lemonade.
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