____ "You thought that drinking all weekend would make us go away but we're still here. Happy Monday!" Sincerely, Your Problems. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ if I see someone at work smiling on a Monday morning, I call HR because I suspect they might be high. Even if they aren't, it just seems like the right thing to do.
____ Monday is going to suck anyway, so I may as well give it a hangover too...
____ If Monday had a face, I'd punch it.
____ likes to spend Monday morning trying to remember what I was avoiding doing at work on Friday.
____ is not going to jump on the "I hate Monday morning" bandwagon because I hate all work days equally.
____ Today is Monday, and that's reason enough for me to hate it.
____ it's been Monday for only a few hours now and I already hate everything.
____ thinks that Monday mornings shouldn't start until noon.
____ isn't sure which is the longest weekday - Monday, because it starts so early or Friday, because it seems like it will never end.
____ The first day back is the worst day back.
____ thinks that my favorite part of Monday is how everyone can just go jump off a bridge. (from my FB Fan Page)
____ thinks it's typical of my luck that the first day of the rest of my life falls on a Monday. (Jerry Thomas)
____ couldn't get through my Mondays without knowing you are all as equally miserable as me, so thanks.
____ Welcome to Monday mourning, everybody.
____ “On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.” - H. Allen Smith
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