Weird:
____ finds the sterile smell of a doctor's office building comforting for some reason.
Cheap-ass:
____ is against any holiday that separates me from my money.
Not wasting booze:
____ URGENT WARNING: Be careful with those beers over your computers!
Anger:
____ has been walking around all day with food in my teeth, and no one told me! You people are useless.
Sex:
____ There's a new book out called "Why Women Have Sex." The author also wrote "Why Men Have Sex," but it's just a pamphlet.
Greed:
____ is becoming a bottomless pit of needs and wants.
Sloth:
____ just did a single push up and called it a day.
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