Sunday, February 21, 2010

I've been doing this blog for a few months now. Here are some of my favorites so far:

On Facebook:
____ Facebook helps me dislike old friends in new ways.
____ thinks that tonight I'm gonna party like it's $19.99 (recession joke).
____ was unsober last night.
Not growing up:
____ is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
Idiot drivers:
____ thinks that if that phone was up your butt, maybe you could drive better.
____ On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, my anger level is a 7.
____ is sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
____ says happy birthday to a sports fan who may just be realizing he's now older than his favorite athletes.
____ says happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
____ likes being vague, because it’s almost as fun as doing this other thing.