Birthday (yours):
____ has reached an age that has no significance at all.
Birthday (someone else's):
____ is not going to make any age-related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
Love/Marriage:
____ thinks the first 30 years of marriage are the hardest.
Random:
____ thinks that today I'm going to start every sentence with “speaking of vampires...”
Dark humor:
____ thinks that at my funeral, I want people to still be laughing at how it all happened.
Witty as hell:
____ is wondering if anyone has pointed out that Rip Torn's name sounds like a cause and subsequent effect? Surely they must have.
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