Dieting "FAIL":
____ likes when you ask for salad on the side and they accidentally give you fries, so you can be like, sorry God, I tried.
Violence in movies:
____ loves in movies where you see the guy with a gun and you hear a gunshot but it was the sound of ANOTHER gun shooting the first guy!
More about dieting:
____ is wondering why fibrous, nutritive food can't taste better?
Ego:
____ was the giddy perpretator of several puns today, at work/school.
