Friday, February 26, 2010

My fans are the best! "Fan Friday" Status Updates, Devan Blake edition:

I've discovered something I didn't expect from writing a blog I thought nobody would read: I was wrong. I now have readers from all over the globe and I'm thrilled! Please keep submitting your favorite status updates to me! While I have a wealth of sarcasm within me, I love reading your updates and look forward to sharing them! Today, I'm giving a special mention to DEVAN BLAKE, who cracked me up with several submissions, listed below.
____ thinks I could definitely meet my weight loss goal if I had to pedal to use this computer.
____ My puppy's Dog Food bag states it has "New Improved Flavor". SAYS WHO?????
____ Trying to decide..."laundry" today or "naked" tomorrow?
____ has to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
____ told my family that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. So, they got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine :(
____ thinks it's official. I'm old. My Hangovers are now classified as Doubleovers...
Thanks, Devan!

UPDATE: Another fan sent me one today about the Winter Olympics that will not be as relevant next week since they'll be over.
____ thinks that the Winter Olympics doesn't have actual sports. It has drunken dares. "Go down this hill on a sled". "Now go down it with two sticks".  "Now go down it with a rifle".

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