Thursday, February 25, 2010

New Facebook Status updates for you "Status Thieves" (I mean that as a compliment):

A prayer to share with your FRIENDS:
____ says may the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch...Amen.
So boring it JUST might be funny:
____ is eating soup. It is going okay.
Olympic status updates:
____ thinks if they gave out Olympic medals for Botox, Bob Costas would take the gold.
____ is wondering: In the Winter Olympics, why no snowball fights?
Work/your crappy boss:
____ knows this much for sure: as soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

FYI: I grace my Facebook Fan page with a new update daily. This update will ONLY be posted on my Fan page, not on this site. Click HERE to become a Fan on Facebook! Want to share a funny Facebook status update? Send me an email at I will publish those that my twisted mind enjoys...